Suspended for "thinking" about bringing knife to school

Well, so far, this is the dumbest thing I have heard all day. This goes beyond zero tolerance idiocy.

Zero Tolerance Idiocy

You just can't make this stuff up. Moronic school suspends student after another student stuck a pill in her hand.

Draw Jesus and Get Sent Home

That's what happened to a Mass. 2nd-grader. Not only that, he was sent for a psychological evaluation. Cuz', you know, anyone who draws Jesus on the cross as a reminder of the importance is considered a NUT nowadays. Whatever happened to common sense?

Zero Tolerance Idiocy

There are so many things wrong with this story that I don't know where to begin. The student was expelled for having an eyebrow shaver a weapon after a "random search."