No Duh Story of the Day

Kent Williams vows to run for reelection. Reports are that the liberal rag known as the Johnson City dePressed had several people call in sick to work today upon reading this news. Apparently they are so overjoyed by the news that they are overcome with emotion. Either that or they are just resting up to continue the work on his reelection campaign that they began several months ago.

If you are one of the eleven people who still read the Johnson City dePressed, don't go there expecting to find a word that is critical of Mr. Williams.